The American political circus has long since devolved into a grotesque pantomime of greed, incompetence, and weaponized stupidity. And now it even had a parade! And here’s the beautiful part: Trump, that orange-faced wrecking ball, is doing us all a favor by accelerating the collapse. Every racist dog whistle, every brazen grift, every slobbering MAGA rally where grown adults scream about "globalists" between bites of their fourth McRib—it’s all just proof of what we already knew. These people aren’t patriots. They’re marks. Willfully ignorant, perpetually aggrieved, and too dense to realize their messiah would sell their kidneys for a buck if he thought he could get away with it.
But before the hand-wringing liberals start patting themselves on the back for being the "good guys," let’s be clear—they’re just another flavor of con artist. The Democratic Party’s entire strategy boils down to clutching pearls while bending over for corporate donors and pretending that incremental surrender is progress. Obama had eight years to do something—anything—meaningful. Instead, we got drone strikes and a healthcare plan that somehow left insurers richer. Biden? A senile husk propped up by consultants too busy counting Super PAC money to notice the country is on fire.
As to the so called immigration panic. It’s a fucking fairy tale for rubes who can’t process why their lives suck. Newsflash: It’s not the "illegals" stealing your job—it’s the billionaires hoarding wealth in their bunkers while lobbying to keep wages stagnant. But sure, blame the guy mowing lawns for $5 an hour instead of the suits dodging taxes via offshore shell games.
At this point, the only moral choice is to game the system harder than it games you. Take every handout, exploit every loophole, and laugh while the whole rotten edifice crumbles. Trump and Musk aren’t outliers—they’re the logical endpoint of a country that worships capital over humanity. So let them burn it down. Let the MAGA cult scream themselves hoarse. Let the Democrats keep losing to a party that doesn’t even pretend to believe in democracy.
The sooner this shitshow implodes, the sooner we might—might—get a shot at building something that doesn’t reek of oligarch sweat and neoliberal despair. Until then? Fuck red. Fuck blue. Fuck white. And especially fuck the flag they’ve all been pissing on for decades.
Sincerely,
CD Familias
Satoshi Manor
Otaru, Japan